A Tendulkar miracle that never was

Picked from some online article on Mar 26, 2003. found it lying in my inbox, and i love reading this one, so finally getting it on my blog.

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India had reached a World Cup final for the first time since 1983. Quirky statisticians were quick to point out that India had never lost after making it this far. From the quirky to the ridiculous, there were others who put forth more compelling reasons for India to win the World Cup. For every tournament since 1979, the Cup has been held aloft alternatively by left- and right-handed captains, they proposed. In 1979, it was Clive Lloyd, a left-hander; in 1983 - Kapil Dev, the right-hander; in 1987 - Allan Border; in 1992 - Imran Khan; in 1996 - Sanath Jayasuriya and in 1999 - Steve Waugh. Hence it only followed that this was the year of Ganguly, they averred.

There were others, even more scientific, who believed that India would win because Australia came into the final with a 16-match winning streak in one-dayers. When the all-conquering Aussies achieved the same landmark in Tests, India stopped them dead in their tracks in Kolkata and went on to win the series. On that occasion - and I was lucky enough to watch every ball amidst the booing and baying of Kolkata fans at Eden Gardens - VVS Laxman played a flawless 281, an innings of a lifetime, stealing the match and soon after the series away from the Australians.

When Indian fans congregated at the Wanderers in Johannesburg, they were about to witness yet another once-in-a-lifetime innings. Amidst the flag-waving, emotion-swelling, partisan Indian crowd, Ricky Ponting played his very own version of the 'innings-of-a-lifetime' theme song. The man who once threatened to throw all his talent away being the lovable rogue; the drunkard who got into a brawl at the Bourbon and Beefsteak in Sydney's King's Cross, now reformed and re-invented, showed why Australia can afford to let go of Stephen Waugh.
An innings that will serve as a perfect illustration of one of cricket's favourite terms - 'a captain's innings' - saw Ponting bludgeon an unbeaten 140 off 121 balls, taking Australia to a mammoth 359/2 in 50 overs.

Out walked Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.

Just 5' 3" in his socks, the little man would have been further weighed down by the burden of expectation that a country of more than a billion placed on its heroes.

There's simply no way you can be expected to chase 360 against Australia in a World Cup final. Even with over 12,000 one-day runs and 34 centuries behind you, you'll be hard pressed to live up to expectations.

All India clung on to hope.

If only more of India had read that evocative poem that Ernest Lawrence Thayer wrote as far back as 1888. While baseball might be a far cry from cricket, it's worth visiting 'Casey at the Bat.'

"The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day:
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.

A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."

Forget McGrath, write off Lee, there's always Tendulkar, thought the Indian fans.

India just need Sehwag to fire, Kaif to run, Dravid to steady and Ganguly to persevere. But first and foremost, Tendulkar, for he will deliver the knock out punch.

"Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat."

So goes the poem that will tell you that there was as much expected of men before as there is of Tendulkar now.

With mean McGrath standing at the top of his run, Tendulkar took watchful guard, establishing exactly where his off stump was and where the gaps in the field were.

"There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat."

Just as Sachin was forced to wait for the loose ball, the legendary Casey bided his time. Tendulkar managed an awkward pull off the fourth ball of the game. Not quite like Casey, though, who had haughtily watched two strikes go by, waiting for the right pitch to strike glory with.

Soon the time for Tendulkar to stamp his authority on the game arrived.

"...And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow."

"Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy in Mudville... mighty Casey has struck out."

At the same time that Mumbai mourned, Kolkata cussed and Delhi despaired, you could be sure that the celebrations went over the top from the Darling Harbour in Sydney's harbour foreshore and Southbank in Melbourne, from little Byron Bay in New South Wales to King's Park in Perth.

A mere miscued pull was all it took, for Tendulkar's World Cup final to land in McGrath's waiting hands. While other batsmen may have tried hard, India's dream ended then and there.

Spare a thought for the man himself. After scoring 673 runs in the tournament and fuelling India's efforts, he might still be remembered for failing in the final. And cruelly enough, If India don't reach a World Cup final for the rest of Tendulkar's career, he will have to live with four runs in a major loss as his best effort in a World Cup final.

Spare a thought for Casey, spare two for Sachin.

1000 miles & riding strong

(Originally posted on Nov 29, 2005)

My First Blog !!

As i sit and type this, the sound of my motorcycle still humms in my ear. Its been a while since i did such a crazy road adventure. Back in July 2001, when i covered 5 states in 5 days by car, i thought it doesn't get any crazier than this. But come thanksgiving 2005, i hit the road...on my 1000cc super-sexy lean-mean-zip-zap-zoom machine - my Repsol Honda Motorcycle. Starting at 8.30am on Thursday, riding along highway 1, switching over to 101 at San Luis Obispo, and touchdown in Cerritos (So. Cal) at 20.30pm, it was one long and exciting ride (except for the 1 ticket stop in between). Touching unthought of speeds while racing with my rider-buddy at the start of the trip, i was reduced to making stops every 50 miles on my way back (101 all the way). The worst was yet to come, as i made a meal stop in Salinas & then made one final dash back to SJ at 18.30pm on Saturday. Having reached home at about 20.00pm, i headed (like every other time i reached my destination throughout the weekend) straight to a hot shower, only this time, i was so cold that i had to start showering with cold water, to bring my body to normal temperature, before turning up the heat...literally. Never imagined i would bathe in cold water while i was freezing.

Gleaming at the end of it all...haven't lost my psycho touch !!!

The best night of my life

Last night i was at The Office Bar in Mountain View, CA, where my friend and fellow comic started a new open mic. As expected, there were about 10 comics and 3 audience members. And inspite of that, the comics insisted in picking on the audience. One guy left, his brother was still sitting around, drinking and yelling out. Another lady walked in and sat at the back of the bar and laughed at almost everything that every comic said.

And finally came the time for the last comic to hit the stage - me. I pleaded one of the guys to not leave and he decided to stay back. I walked up on stage, pulled the barstool (dropped it first) and sat on it, with the mic in my hand and the stand behind me. And the first thing i said was, "Thank you, for waiting back. Lets talk. You guys live in south bay (i heard that during other comics sets) and must be pretty acquainted with Indians. Maybe i can share a little more about the people you see all around you and maybe i can learn something from you (and i said that in sync with the talkative guy). So i found out their names were Tibbs, lives in Mountian View; Dan, lives in Palo Alto; Stenya, lives in Sunnyvale. And i started off...

Dan is married for 4 years and Tibbs was married for 5. So i asked them if they had ever attended an Indian wedding. From Indian weddings to Indian restaurants to the SF Zoo to the Simpsons to my trip to So Cal to my Jewish heritage. Anything i uttered out of my mouth, i saw the peope responding, either with a chuckle or a nod of the head or plain simple "i dont get it". And at no point did i feel, "you morons, dont you get it?". the magical part for me was, i was not concerned about doing my set, nor was concerned about the time or the fact that all comics were outside, 2 were still sitting in, but then walked out since i was only talking to the 3 audience members. After a while Dan decided to return home to his wife, Stenya moved to the front right next to Tibbs and the bar staff stood around listening to everything i was saying. And by the end of the night i had Stenya laughing non-stop at the point i was making about Apu (the simpsons character). Tibbs ended up commenting "You are funny, you made me laugh" which i thought was funny in itself.

As i walked off the stage, i really felt like i have finally achieved what i had been trying for so long so hard - to make a small audience laugh. That little voice in my head screaming - I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD. But i know how quickly it can go south. I have seen it before - Jan 31st - will never forget the day. So here i am, headed to a comedy contest in 30 minutes, and ever so scared that after such a high last night, may end up frustrated at the end of my set tonite.

I actually wanted to blog this last night, but i slept like a log. Why am i writing this still?!!! Cause i had the best time of my life last night, and hopefully someday this little blog will cheer me up again - bringing back the wonderful memories of the night i killed on stage for an audience of 3!

First post

Nothing much. Just getting started!